Bums In Action Review

At first, I thought Bums In Action might actually be about anal sex. I certainly was hoping it wouldn't be about sexy chicks getting nailed by dirty and grungy homeless hobos, but alas it was and is about exactly this. I suppose the reality theme has its draw - after all, the hoes must be pretty fucking hard-up and horny to do these old and ugly dudes who haven't seen a shower in like, well, quite possibly they have never seen a shower.

Now, this is not typically the porn that I like to see, but that's only a personal opinion and I need to keep an open mind. I think that those into nasty themes have probably hit upon one of the nastiest I can possibly think of off the top of my head, barring scat and other such activities. Whether these guys are really BumsInAction is a bit of a question, but two things about them lead me to believe that these are real street people. First of all, I can't think of any guy who'd turn down a free blowjob or fuck, and hobos probably don't see a lot of sex action in their daily life, so I'm betting that there's never a lack of them to fuck a sexy young chick. Second - let's face it - these guys give me shivers, and with their missing teeth and generally unkempt look, even if they are actors, this site does a fantastic job of heightening the believability factor of the scenarios.

There are a number of other reality and amateur sites with your membership. ShabbyVirgins, DrilledMouths and DoMySlutWife are three of the 17 exclusive bonuses, and there are even more bonus feeds. There are also games and there are constant updates amongst the bonuses. However, BumsInAction.com doesn't seem to have added any new content since 2005, which is a bit surprising. I totally thought there'd be enough hobos willing to get laid to make this a weekly experience, but perhaps there just aren't enough sluts willing to fuck these (literally) dirty old men.

With 25 episodes, there really isn't the amount of content that would be worth the price, at least without all the bonuses. There are photos with each scene, and they're easily browsed online. I was happy that they're actually good, crisp, 800x600 shots. They have a candid and amateur flavour to them, and as far as I could tell, all the hardcore action takes place in and around the homes of the hobos, which is basically outdoors. I'd say that there are roughly 100 pictures in each set, although you'll need to download the pics one at a time, since there isn't a zip file.

The videos are more worth the time. They come in low and high-quality that you can stream, or there are downloads. Parts are two-minutes-long, while a full movie is around 12 minutes, but you can only download the clips, since there isn't a complete episode option. I liked the small descriptions that came with the video, which often tell about how the dude became a bum. The 540Kbps 320x240 video quality could have been better, although I suppose in 2005 the quality might have been considered good. You get the typical blowjob and fucking action, albeit with atypical players, because these guys just aren't and never will be pornstar material.

Final Verdict

I think the theme on BumsInAction is fairly original, if you like to see half-decent hoes suck-off and fuck guys that haven't seen a shower in this last decade. However, the quality is merely mediocre by today's standards, and knowing that there hasn't been an update in two years doesn't exactly excite me. Unless you are purchasing the site for a dirty thrill and mainly want the bonuses, there isn't much incentive in becoming a member.